Back to School? Send Help—and Lumpia

It’s August. That weird part of summer where the sun’s still out but the vibe is dying. The kids are suddenly more chaotic, the store shelves are filled with spiral notebooks and overpriced gel pens, and parents in Tacoma are silently screaming into the void while pretending to enjoy one last family outing before it all begins again.

You know what this season really needs? Lumpia. Specifically, Lechon Loco lumpia—our crispy golden gifts to stressed-out guardians of the back-to-school universe. If your version of “school prep” involves spreadsheets and label makers, great. Ours involves pork, garlic, and oil that’s been warmed by divine intervention.

Because nothing says “We’re going to make it through this” like a deep-fried Filipino spring roll in one hand and a cold ube horchata in the other.

Tacoma Back-to-School Energy: Powered by Garlic and Grit

Let’s be honest: The back-to-school transition is one of the most chaotic experiences known to man. It’s like trying to solve a Rubik’s cube while riding a rollercoaster… and someone’s yelling at you in the background to pack lunch and sign permission slips.

So, what does Lechon Loco offer during this madness?

A refuge. A flavorful, crispy, saucy, meaty, brunch-y, ice-cold-drink-having refuge right here in Tacoma. Our menu—crafted with Filipino, American, and Mexican love—wasn’t built to match your stress level. It was built to erase it.

Need something hearty to bribe your teen into a good mood? Garlic rice with a perfectly fried egg will do it. Trying to impress your kid’s new teacher at a PTA potluck? Bring a tray of our lumpia and get ready for your “Parent of the Year” award.

Why Lumpia Deserves a Gold Star (and So Do You)

Lumpia is the ultimate universal back-to-school snack. It’s crunchy, comforting, endlessly shareable, and holds up better in a lunchbox than a soggy sandwich ever could. You’ve got meat, veggies, seasoning, and a satisfying crunch loud enough to drown out sibling arguments in the backseat.

At Lechon Loco, our lumpia is the real deal. Not the kind you microwave from a box at 2am (although... respect). Ours is handmade, rolled with love, and fried up fresh so it crunches like your mental stability when Target runs out of glue sticks.

More Than Lumpia: Let’s Talk Lunch Goals

Look, we’re not saying lunch from Lechon Loco is a spiritual experience, but… have you ever tried our adobo while contemplating the meaning of life in your car outside a middle school? That’s called a moment.

If you’re looking to switch things up this school year, our catering options make weekday survival easier. Skip the drive-thru chicken nuggets and go for something bold:

• Garlic Rice Plates – For when you need comfort and carbs.

• Adobo & Caldereta Bowls – Hearty, saucy, and not afraid of flavor.

• Shrimp Mango Salad – Just in case you’re pretending to be healthy before the holidays.

• Grilled Chicken & Stack Combos – Because multitasking tastes better with hot sauce.

We serve the whole family—or just you, hiding in your car scrolling through emails before pickup.

Tacoma Parents: You’ve Earned the Brunch

Let’s make this clear: you deserve brunch. You survived summer vacation. That counts as combat. You’ve endured splash parks, museum trips, camps, sunscreen battles, and the negotiation skills of a hostage negotiator when trying to get your kid to eat a vegetable.

At Lechon Loco in Tacoma, our brunch options go beyond your average eggs and toast. We’re serving up:

• Pandesal Sliders

• Longganisa & Egg Plates

• French Toast That Deserves a TED Talk

• Cold Treats That Soothe Your Inner Child (and outer exhaustion)

Pair it with iced ube horchata or coffee that’s stronger than your willpower and boom—you’ve got brunch with healing properties.

It’s Okay to Phone It In Sometimes

The school year comes in hot, and we know you’re juggling schedules, drop-offs, forms, fundraisers, and that random bake sale no one mentioned until the night before. So let us handle the food.

Order online.
Pick up lumpia like a legend.
Smile knowing you didn’t burn the rice this time.

We’re right here in Tacoma at 3511 McKinley Ave—ready to help you power through fall with delicious, comforting, fusion-packed flavor bombs. Our catering menu makes even chaotic Mondays feel manageable, and our dine-in spot is perfect for a quiet moment before the next homework breakdown.

Bonus: We’re Kid-Approved (and Parent-Required)

Kids love our food. And that’s not just marketing fluff. That’s been field-tested by real tiny humans with very strong opinions and even stronger aversions to “weird stuff.”

Lumpia? Gone in seconds.
Fried egg over garlic rice? Silenced tantrums.
Desserts? Suddenly, chores are getting done.

It’s wild how effective a pandan cupcake can be as a motivational tool. Try it.

Call to Action: Don’t Just Survive—Feast

Whether you're a parent, teacher, carpool warrior, or someone who just wants good food with no extra steps:

• Visit us at Lechon Loco in Tacoma

• Grab a tray of lumpia

• Order a garlic rice plate for yourself

• Sip a mango iced tea like everything’s fine

And hey, if you’re still labeling school supplies at 1am, just remember: you don’t have to cook tomorrow. We got you.

Lechon Loco
📍 3511 McKinley Ave, Tacoma, WA
📞 (253) 357-1913
🌐 lechonlocorestaurant.com

Come for the lumpia. Stay because it’s too hot to cook and we have air conditioning.